Abraham Poorpockets

Abraham Poorpockets is the character introduced in episode 31 of the Sonic '06 series. A hardworking fellow, but plagued with horrible fortune and beset with trials wherever he goes. He does have a terrible inferiority complex because of his station in life despite all his efforts to change.

Despite what the media will tell you, Abraham Poorpockets is NOT:

A) A Serial Killer

B) A Sex Offender

C) A Pedophile

D) Bought and Paid for by Big Tobacco

Biography
Abraham Poorpockets had a hard start in life from the start. Short of breath, filled with anxiety and stress, he is a hardworking accountant, although from the amount he earns you would have never guessed it. He married his wife, Cynthy, and has one son. Although he used to own a firm, he lost it due to circumstances not disclosed by the FWOB team. He has a brother called Isaac Richpockets, who changed his name from Poorpockets because he ended up doing far better than Abraham ever did. It is said that Isaac makes at least 10 times the amount that Abraham did in his prime.

This inferiority complex began to spiral out of control the day that he discovered that Isaac fucked both his wife and his child, just to show dominance over Abraham. Abraham had called the police on him and got him charged guilty, but to his distress, Isaac was released after a month for good behavior. After being released from jail, Isaac began a ruthless campaign to tarnish the reputation of his brother, until not even his wife could stand being around him anymore. This led to the divorce between Abraham and his wife.

When his wife left his side and took his child and half of his money, he was unable to pay his bills on his own anymore, so he made a Patreon asking for support to help pay off the debtors.

Behind the scenes
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